In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people: Rob Reiner, Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, and Harry Shearer, who collaborated on one of the greatest films known to man or beast: This is Spinal Tap.

The good news: The lineup includes such legendary tracks as “Stonehenge” and “Big Bottom.” The bad news: They’re the new versions, taken from the Back From the Dead recordings, so they lack a certain youthful punch the original recordings have. But you know what? I just don’t care. These songs are friggin’ classics. My hands are twitching at the thought of the drum track from “Big Bottom” already.

Spinal Tap	(Funky) Sex Farm
Spinal Tap	(Listen to the) Flower People (Reggae Stylee)
Spinal Tap	America
Spinal Tap	Big Bottom
Spinal Tap	Cups and Cakes
Spinal Tap	Gimme Some Money
Spinal Tap	Heavy Duty
Spinal Tap	Hell Hole
Spinal Tap	Rock ‘n’ Roll Creation
Spinal Tap	Stonehenge
Spinal Tap	Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight

Pricing is the usual $1.99/160 Microsoft Points per song, and the whole collection can be had for $17.99 (1440 MS) when it becomes available Tuesday or Thursday. Tiny Stonehenge not included.

Update: I don’t normally include the name of the track packs here, so I just realized this now: The track pack is called “Spinal Tap’s TAP TEN” [emphasis theirs]. But count the songs.